Saturday, September 27, 2008

Vroom's Log 24 Sept 08

To venture where many men have gone before...and to hope to succeed where most have failed...

To give it away...Okie the real word was groom...but since its more like groom to be eventually i had the option of using similar sounding words...broom and vroom came to my mind and for obvious reasons i chose the latter...

So neways it has started...three days ago dad showed me some matrimonial ads!!!

anyways i'm ok with that...in the search for the perfect soul mate...let the parents do some work also...

So i told him a straight formula...contact whoever he short lists...send my foto...get theirs...if things progress...will talk online on chat...if things seem promissing (witty and interesting) then move onto further thingy...

although if u look at this algo...it really doesn't sound like an enticing way to err...fall in love...but then in these troubled times :P (refer to my business plan walla post)

but anyhow i'm betting its not gonna be easy and i was thinking if maybe one of you would agree to be the bookie....we could have bets going on in the following brackets:
success within first 3 months:
success within first 6 months:
success within first year
success within two years
never...

it is for the bookie to come out with the betting odds...but neways i'll put my bet on the last or the second last option :P

oh and btw u can be contributors to the cause too....fan out...ping all the nice single women u know...pass the flyers ;)

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hello
U have multiple blogs ya..very perplexing ;-)
U a writer? Brilliant..even I write for Rediff..m considering other freelancing options as well..

Hmmmm eligible bride wanted huh ;-) All these matrimonial sites suck big time..
Perfect soul mate hehehheheheh GOODLUCK
Chatting online??..i suggest u meet her in person n get to know her..

p-s: I am young, single but not ready 2 mingle hehe

Benaam Badnaam said...

umm no...not yet...am an HR consultant...i'm taking the long winded route to find my calling in life...its been an interesting journey though...

yeah...i'm not counting on the matrimonial sites...thats jst to keep dad busy :P ...and with matri sites...its best to do the online talkin before meeting...hectic life these days...dont wanna end up meeting too many ppl...

p.s. ahem ahem...koi na dheere dheere pata lenge...mennu bhi koi jaldi naee hai :P

Anonymous said...

oh HR consultant..interesting..
i luv Punjabi..its sounds damnnnnn cute..dont realy understand tho..

u a Delhite na..yet another bomb blast rite?? really unfortunate ;-(

Sheila Dixit is sleeping I guess..it was a medium intensity blast i think..

koi na dheere dheere pata lenge...mennu bhi koi jaldi naee hai :P hehehhehehehehhehehehehe

pj said...

hehe..nice post;)
Quite interesting, witty and different...i think u shud put up this post on a matrimonial site itself lol, if u can i.e.,
u'll surely get a lotta bookies;)

cheers!

Crimson Feet said...

LOL... good one...

i love the quip "these are troubled times" ...HAHHAHAHA... hilarious

Salomie said...

Matrimonial sites require a helluva lot of patience, and it can be damn frustrating at times, but they do work - speaking from personal experience here :D

Benaam Badnaam said...

@Pj...thanks more than the marriage thingy...i'm looking forward to the bookie thing..sounds more fun :P

@Crimson....but dude they really are :(

:P

@Shalom...aah...congrats :) ...am sure they do...but as an engineer...i would say this algorithm is more brute force than efficient :P