Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Vroom's Log 8 Oct 08

My dear friends, bloggers , acquaintances and strangers...the truth is out there...Vroom is confused and perplexed...

The facts/aspects are as follows:

a) Finances: While his school batchmates were doing a 3 year grad...Vroom was doing B.E. then Vroom worked for 2 years to well utilize his bloody degree while his frnz got done with their stuff and did their MBA...so now while Vroom has just started working his batchmates already have reserves from 3 year high paying salary...so Vroom is well just starting to build his bank balance...

This is important in two ways...one that Vroom likes to be the king of his life...so he wants to be able to kick his job any day he feels like...the monthly moolah coming in is not why the reason he wants to make him go to office daily...right now it partially is (given the student loan to be repayed also)

Also without moolah...he can't afford to fine dine and romance his swan the way he would like to...and Vroom being a Leo...doesnt like to cut corners...

Not to mention it also means a lot of potential women earn lot more than Vroom does

Vroom also likes to travel a lot

b.) Career Stream: While Vroom is an HR Consultant...he's a rookie and in the consultant industry...well 3-5 years is where you start gaining individual respectability and standing

and while Vroom is an HR consultant...thats not all he wants to be...he has so many b-plans he's written and more ideas bursting in his mind everyday and he would really like to implement a couple of them in this lifetime (early on in this lifetime)...which effectively mean that the next decade of life is going to be high on adventure...low on stability

c.) Girls around:
1. are not single...they just arent...every girl i meet is either getting married or is committed or well too healthy for a lanky person like me :P
2. Delhi seems to be full of daughters of businessmen...they are all out holidaying in singapore, shopping in dubai...their lifestyle seems way beyond i could ever manage in atleast the next two years
3. Watz with women not knowing how to cook....heck if i found it necessary in life to learn how to wash clothes, cook, keep the home clean among other interesting things like changing tyres, shooting guns, playing tennis why is it that half the women i know...don't care about what food comes on the table!!!
4. Balance: I'm many chaps in one...at office i'm the nice, formally dressed chap...at home i'm the clown of the house...humorous and well almost listening to everything folks say...including eating my greens...among pals i'm the smart ass, goofy ideas fun chap...All this takes a lot of diplomacy, tact and balance...i don't drink and go home...not that folks don't know that i drink...have told them i do...but i try doing sleepovers if there's a drinks party...i don't crack corny, horny jokes at office...not that i dont like too...but my office crowd isnt like tht...or prolly its too formal for the fun me to come out easily...This is probably the most important aspect...

So well the consensus among the readers would be...this guy seems to be harping about how in the next two years is not a good time...then why doesnt he wait till well it is a good time...

Coz...dudes...i'm young and energetic now...i have physical, mental and emotional needs now...if i could last another two years being a saint...then why the heck wonn't i live like a saint for the rest of my life...


And the confusion and perplexion continues...



To really follow the Vroom series go thru the chronological log:
Vroom's Log 24 Sept

12 comments:

Keshi said...

haha sweet one!

If u like to be the king of ur life, then u should find a Contracting job. :)



**1. are not single...they just arent...every girl i meet is either getting married or is committed or well too healthy for a lanky person like me :P


always the case for us girls too...all great guys r TAKEN. boohoo!



**if i could last another two years being a saint...then why the heck wonn't i live like a saint for the rest of my life


true...good point! I think I'll end up being a nun some day!



Keshi.

muZer said...

hehehhe.. OMG.. tatzz quite a life of confusions n chaos,, i mst say.. :-)

i hope u find da "rite girl" sooooon.. :-)

regardin da cukin part,, i heard guys takin more interest in tat part n hence gals movin away frm thr heheheh.. :D :D

Debasish Patra said...

Hey..
Um a LEO too, and WE havta go thru thots liks dis too.

U kno, Leo's r perceived as FLirts :P
(but I dont think so):D

Anonymous said...

Being a gal from Delhi (not a businessman's daughter though :P ), I think most women do know how to cook but the thing is when you know how to cook, you can choose not to :D and well, you work 8 hours, I work 8 hours - makes us equal doesn't it? So, if you don't worry about having to cook, why the hell should I? :P

PS: I am a good cook! That is, 3 times in an yr :P

Benaam Badnaam said...

@Keshi....its bad time to be single these days :P

@ :-) Now now now...in this hue and cry of equality...if they are going to move away from cooking...at least let them know what a distributor is inside a car !!!

@Debashish...we are flirts...but we're also very loyal...ofcourse all spoken in generalization

@bean queen (i like it the reverse way)...as long as they know how to cook...the question is not whether u slog it out in the kitchen or not...the question is can u instruct the cook how to cook the way u like it...and till u know how to cook...well u can't... and who said i wont match u effort to effort...but if you're willing to give to a relationship only 'as much' as the other person does...u didnt get many lessons in love did u :P ... now did i hear u say u were single ;)

Keshi said...

is there a good time to be single then? lol!

Keshi.

Pallav said...

same shit, different city.

its a bad time to be a working person man.

LOL.

N

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Anonymous said...

VERY INTRESTING POST
U r brimming with creativity n ideas huh..its gr8 2 b ambitious..i am waiting for my dreams to come true :)
i hope ur successful in all ur future endeavors

‘he can't afford to fine dine and romance’- LOL
‘a lot of potential women earn lot more than Vroom does’ hmm so successful career women continue to inspire jealousy in their spouses/bfs

I agree with Keshi..all the good guys r always taken or they r gay..n some even happen to b ur relatives arggghh

Delhi wimmen..hmm..dont know abt them but women in general r gold diggers..they want men to sponsor their lavish lifestyle, foot shopping bills etc..

BALANCE— v all r multifaceted and play different roles at different times..

Don’t b confused..go watch ROCK ON! Ul get all ur answers!

P-S: Even I don’t really know how to cook hehe..but I prepare awesome dal tadka..im confident of this 1 at least :P

And whoever said cooking is gender specific..wht all do U know to cook huh..?? tell me??

Su said...

Seems you have a wonderful plate to choose from!

BTW, if cooking is ever so important, how come you dont seem to offer your services? To cook, I mean... after all, what was that about.. so much better when done together....

Aarwen said...

I am wondering whats bothering you more - finances or women who cant cook?

Pick what you love to do and just keep at it. Finances n love will follow ..:)

I have one word for you - Hope.

Benaam Badnaam said...

@Aarwen

Neither...it's finding somebody single for the moment :P , the other things are ammunition to make witty cracks about.

i'm a mix of oxymorons...so while i may talk in one mood...i equally exist in the other dimension too :P