Thursday, July 17, 2008

Miss Chitnis

While Keshi is flaunting her fake boobs on her blog www.keshigirl.blogspot.com :P

I wud rather talk about Miss Chitnis...Now u know my weakness for women...especially the fast confident suave ones, the ones who can move wid style and grace. Miss Chitnis is one of the lot...though one wud say she is more or less flat chested...but boy can she move...i've been trying to like net her for ages now but she's been evading me like the clouds go past rajasthan...

Miss Chitnis...is our house lizard (any lizard in the house as and when the occassion arises)...and i'm the designated catcher...that because i dont like ppl killing lizards...i find them sweet innocent thingies...wid those lovely big eyes...and they do no harm...infact...they eat all small insects...keep the house safe...and they have that lovely tail...which if it detaches dances for like half a minute...

So i go after them like a proffesional hunter...with a teeli waala jhaadu / cloth to grab them and chuck them out of the house...have been succesful a few times...have had to be bad to them a few times...but nonetheless...i like lizards...ofcourse don't like it if one decides to do a free fall stunt from the roof when ure sleeping...if only they knew that that's why mom and bhabhi want them out of the house...they'd probably stop doing tht stunt!!! foolish...cute lil lizards :)

22 comments:

Keshi said...

Mystique u said someone said nasty things abt me in ur blog? Dun worry...alot of ppl hv done that to me b4. ppl like the wanker Jim/Saby etc etc...they just cant get over the fact that they r too old to change or to enjoy life the way some of us do.

:)

Just delete em.


tnxx!

Keshi.

Benaam Badnaam said...

grr grr...the first line of my post re....was meant as a joke...a red herring way of saying come n read :P

Keshi said...

:) here I am!

ewwwwwwww u wanna hump a lizard? yukkkk!


LOL!


Keshi.

Benaam Badnaam said...

hump a lizard??? where did i say tht...tht'd be statutory rape :P

i jst said i like those lil creatures and dont know why ppl are after them so much

Keshi said...

I got it. was only teasin ya hehe.




**tht'd be statutory rape


hahaha! Then u'll hv to go to Lizard Courts.


Keshi.

Keshi said...

booo! :)

Keshi.

Benaam Badnaam said...

stop scarin me :P

Unknown said...

:D

Keshi said...

ok. then I'll start tickling ya? Is that fine with ya? :)

Keshi.

Benaam Badnaam said...

yes that i believe i can live wid :P

but then i'll tickle u back :D

Keshi said...

lol @live with!

u got a new fan following here wow :)

Keshi.

Benaam Badnaam said...

fan following...??? where

Keshi said...

Some ppl in my blog r spying on u Mystique. LOL!

They told me that too. :)

Keshi.

Benaam Badnaam said...

if they are pretty, kinky and sweet females...i might like tht ;)

if they are not...tell them it will be no fun kidnapping me...i aint got no tons of money stashed away..jst a student loan...

Keshi said...

no they r males. :):)

Keshi.

Benaam Badnaam said...

get ure whip gal, tie them to a post and lash them!!! :P

Benaam Badnaam said...

@solitaire...so i guess u r among the lizard haters!!! grr grrr

Keshi said...

lol mebbe they r gay?

Keshi.

Benaam Badnaam said...

god bless their gay souls...i ain't :P

Shikha Arya said...

well..juz happnd to drop by n voila...wat do i c...the topic of discussion is LIZARDS!!!!eekksss...the very sight of dem gives me goosebumps...how can u find dem cute n sweet???

Benaam Badnaam said...

ooh...umm...then i'm sure u wud not find the thing abt baby snakes very endearing either...

don't know...other than cockroaches and other crawlies...i'm ok wid most animals...especially their young ones...

:D

Jim said...

hihihihi
Keshi ...