teri maa di

naee naee main kissi ko gaali naee de rahaa...main toh bas aankhon dekha haal sunaa rahaa hoon....

ek rickshaw waala....haanji...
ek car ka driver haanji
donon aapas mein lad gaee...tu tu main main ho gaee
joshi padosi kush bhi boley...hum koooch naee bolegaa

ek call centre ka driver...haanji
ek budhey uncle...haanji
ek light phoot gaee...phir takraar ho gaee
joshi padosi kush bhi boley...hum koooch naee bolegaa

ek biwi soni...haanji
ek naya dulha...haanji
ek office ki tension...phir ghar pe jhagde
joshi padosi kush bhi boley...hum koooch naee bolegaa

ek film actor...haanji
ek chotey shahar se bani model...haanji
ek to industry baidhi...phir log sochey tum sastey
joshi padosi kush bhi boley...hum koooch naee bolegaa

ek to duniya pe control naeee
phir yeh gussa jo andar rukta naee
yeh politician kameene
yeh govt ke baabu corrupt
yeh ameer baapuon ke launde
yeh gavaar driver
yeh office ki politics
yeh traffic ki sar dard
yeh contractor kaam naee kartey
yeh badhti keemat
ab koi kitni der piss ke rahega...yeh gussa kaheen to niklega
to dabaao jo dabtaa hai...maaro usko jo martaa hai...
yeh tera gussa...yeh mera gussa...
hum naee lad sakte asli problems se toh kya
kaheen ke toh hum bhi sikandar hain...
isliye....teri maa di!!!

hum bolega toh bologe ki bolta hai...
hum bolega toh bologe ki bolta hai...

joshi padosi kush bhi boley...hum koooch naee bolegaa