Saturday, October 4, 2008

teri maa di

naee naee main kissi ko gaali naee de rahaa...main toh bas aankhon dekha haal sunaa rahaa hoon....

ek rickshaw waala....haanji...
ek car ka driver haanji
donon aapas mein lad gaee...tu tu main main ho gaee
joshi padosi kush bhi boley...hum koooch naee bolegaa

ek call centre ka driver...haanji
ek budhey uncle...haanji
ek light phoot gaee...phir takraar ho gaee
joshi padosi kush bhi boley...hum koooch naee bolegaa

ek biwi soni...haanji
ek naya dulha...haanji
ek office ki tension...phir ghar pe jhagde
joshi padosi kush bhi boley...hum koooch naee bolegaa

ek film actor...haanji
ek chotey shahar se bani model...haanji
ek to industry baidhi...phir log sochey tum sastey
joshi padosi kush bhi boley...hum koooch naee bolegaa

ek to duniya pe control naeee
phir yeh gussa jo andar rukta naee
yeh politician kameene
yeh govt ke baabu corrupt
yeh ameer baapuon ke launde
yeh gavaar driver
yeh office ki politics
yeh traffic ki sar dard
yeh contractor kaam naee kartey
yeh badhti keemat
ab koi kitni der piss ke rahega...yeh gussa kaheen to niklega
to dabaao jo dabtaa hai...maaro usko jo martaa hai...
yeh tera gussa...yeh mera gussa...
hum naee lad sakte asli problems se toh kya
kaheen ke toh hum bhi sikandar hain...
isliye....teri maa di!!!

hum bolega toh bologe ki bolta hai...
hum bolega toh bologe ki bolta hai...

joshi padosi kush bhi boley...hum koooch naee bolegaa

9 comments:

Prakhar said...

Gud one !!

strt frm heart!

Anonymous said...

LOL..superbbbbb :D

im just adding to tht list..

badti hui traffic
overcrowded malls
over priced kapdey
killer shoebite
auto rickshaw ki samasya
network ki problem
call fail, signal lost
computer virus ki problem
cheque nahi milta time par
Rigorous gymming ki baad bhi wt kam nahi hota...

PHEW!
yeh gussa kahin to niklega :D

Benaam Badnaam said...

@Prakhar: Thanks man :)

@Swats...

Eh traffic is already there :P
malls mein crowd naee hoga to kaam dhandhaa kaise chalega :P
hmm kapdey...
shoebite...time u went in for personally crafted ones :)
autos really...try getting out of mumbai u'll know what bad autowallas mean
network, call fail...ladkeeyan and phone pe baatein... :P
yaar i surf download sites for movies and software and mere comp mein kabhi naee ayaa...i think i shud write a post on safe usage :P
haan woh...cheque :P
another frnd of mine complained abt that yesterday...i think i can help u there...ure exercise and nutrition regimne may be flawed

Anonymous said...

Malls r like Melas now..thre r one billion ppl arnd..all thronging and overcrowding the place..dhanda?? ppl only come for window shopping and leave

I swear I shud take ur shoebite suggestion seriously..ek toh Amitabh Bachchan jaise legs hai mere..my size is never available..i really have 2 hunt ;-(((

Nah m unlike other women who spend hrs on fone..i am just NOT a fone person

Safe usage..hmm..my comp is on all day and somehow viruses keep attacking my pc..do write

Badly flawed..i hog like a pig..to my hearts content..il spend 30 minutes panting on the treadmill, abs, crunches, this tht..but the minute I get bac home, I eat like thres no tomm :DDD

Benaam Badnaam said...

which one do u go to? infinity ya inorbit???

hmm tht big eh :P (tere ratings kat gae...)

aah yes...why dont u try doing a few simple fasts to build up will power...and dont over exert in gym then na...evidently ure training ure body to ask for more food not burn wat its got :P

Anonymous said...

INORBIT is a class apart :D
Thres no mall like Inorbit in Mumbai

fasting?? Nooo Never..fasting=starving but I am determined to lose wt! nothing can stop me now..thnx for the motivation..I'll lose wt my way :D

Debasish Patra said...

lot of lessons dere..
..but its damn true !

Rakesh Vanamali said...

"hum naee lad sakte asli problems se toh kya
kaheen ke toh hum bhi sikandar hain..."

Isnt that so true with us Indians? Superb endurance for the most incorrect reasons!!

Good post!

Benaam Badnaam said...

@Debashish... yeah i know...i've been witness and also in the middle of some crappy mindlessness...where do ppl get such anger from???

@Rakesh....yeah dude...reminds of an incident in collg...i'm still infamous for my one against whole batch stance

@Swats...way to go....gud luc wid d weight loss :P